Introducing Patrice
O'Neal, filling in for Jimmy who is on Leno tonightRundown for Monday, October 10, 2005
First Hour
Clips
Tazer clip; base jumper; grape stomp face smash clip
Introducing Patrice
O'Neal, filling in for Jimmy who is on Leno tonight
Ben's passive aggression towards Patrice
Video
of the Day out of New Orleans
Why black guys resist arrest; Anthony's only arrest
Resisting arrest vs. disorderly conduct
Driving angry and getting pulled over
Other funny clip: DEA agent shooting himself in the foot
Mid Hour
Expert on the
Video of the Day
Cops and Bourbon Street
Bush's 8th trip to New Orleans; Bush
Natural disasters and God
Patrice's HBO
Special killed
"Filling in" attitude differs from the usual trashing
Up next: The Story of the Weekend
Hawk interrupts the flow and gets ripped to shreds; tries to defend himself and gets more
"AOTM"; Sports; U2 and Brother Joe's 2U
Bill Burr's
Ozzfest Interviews
Jimmy will be back tomorrow
Boston's sports teams
Opie saw U2 on Friday
Second Hour
U2's sustaining relevance
Chelsea Clinton at the U2 show
Bands
Tribute bands and Brother Joe's tribute band, 2U
Taste of 2U
Big A/Denise/Paul rumors
Big A's site
Paul: denies the rumor
Denise:
denies the rumor
Paul's Halloween costume and the story behind it
Big A: denies the rumor; Big A's fantasy?
Big A will be in on Friday to read the best of the late night jokes
The English guy
Penis size
Denise describes Paul's Assault on the Media
Paul takes over the description
Terrorism in the US
Review; replay
Columbus Day Parade for all the assaulter's
Saying goodbye (end of calls)
Ben: football
Golf
Jimmy on Leno tonight
Third Hour
Social Study
Steve: his
AOTM on Thursday (I think the link is Steve's)
Anthony's age
Patrice reads a thieving/murdering
prostitute story
Patrice loves his Liberator; the scariness of the above story
Prostitutes; girlfriends
What does
Opie's girlfriend call him?
Wonderful love
story: Sodomy on Precious
Sodomy and dogs that deserve it
Terrorism
Reporting on the
subway terrorist plot
Terrorists and (Mid Hour) the weather
Weather machines
Doppler 2
Million
Ridiculous!
Doppler 2
Million Team Intro
Weather Machine music
MOAR
Weather Machine's from around the country
Weather Machine
Weather Machine
Weather Machine
Weather
Machine joke
All in
Doppler
Pop and Lock Doppler
Suggestions
Weather and God
Anthony: Night goggles on a cruise ship
Opie: Older than old trees
The future
Third Hour
"They", "them" and aliens
Cure conspiracies
Oil and alternative fuels
Sugar beets
Beets
Bio smells like
chicken
Alternative fuels, cures and conspiracies
Bio contents
Bio diesel
George Washington Carver's peanut
China
Bio diesel
isn't that great of an alternative
Typewriters
Bob Kelly Remix
and plug
Mid Hour
Jimmy is in tomorrow; who Patrice is filling in for; HBO specials and Leno
The Dump Contest has begun; when Mothers listen
Dump Contest picture logistics
Francine enters the studio: Halloween costumes
Francine's lack of brainpower
w/Francine:
Bloodsucking
Francine the Lawyer
Francine:
Diabetes story
Patrice is in love
Francine:
Supermodels on Coke
Francine:
Abortion pill
Picking a story to do
Capitals
Francine:
Entertainment News
Francine: Entertainment
News: Carmen Electra
WDIL: Grizzly
is the capital of Canada, Happy Bday Patrice; intersection; Francine as a
lawyer; Patrice would take a long time to suck the stupid from her; mental
abuse=best friend; lick the stupid out
Thanking Francine; plug: NY Comedy Club on Wednesday
Thanking Patrice, no plugs
Norton tomorrow
