2 lady-cops
lootingRundown for Thursday, September 1, 2005
First Hour
The Rawker sings with some clips
New clip: "I pardon you"
New Orleans: Looters can be shot by police; its survival of the fittest
Shepard Smith's interviews; the exodus to Houston
2 lady-cops
looting
They were
supposed to get out and now you feel sorry?
The obese women and skinny men in NO
Updates: Schools;
half of the damage; death count; damage in Mississippi
Creepy "HBO Autopsy" Ghoul; disease
Crazy where he
is in NO
What Bush had to
say yesterday
Bush's uselessness
Difference
between Fox and CNN last night
Mid Hour
Shepard Smith is impressive during this disaster; MSNBC
The crying newswomen and Greta Van Susteren
$6.05/gal,
limit of 5
The seemingly informed caller talks about OPEC, refineries and what the problem is
Allan Sniffen
won't be happy!
Steve buzzes into the studio
The battery in
Steve's hybrid
Calling
Shenanigans on something boring
Picture in the
paper: man holding man
Missing the
Point: Bush is from Texas; gas prices on Nichols Road (on Long Island)
Bush on
"Good Morning America"
Interruption: Kerry must be pissed; Diane Sawyer
Bush doesn't
answer Diane's questions; gets to his prepared points
Where Bush is sending the refugees
What Bush
expects
Must be nice to be President; pictures of Bush
Sucks in
Mississippi
Donate to 1-800 HELP NOW
O&A Auction on EBay: Signed George Forman Grill; Samuel L. Jackson signed something; WWE stuff; Rock Icon collection; CDs/DVDs signed by the comedians
Today: John Sterling audio; Troy's Mixed Tape of Love for Melissa; Bombs&Flubs
Second Hour
Jimmy gets
his drill from Andy in Seattle
Lack of guests; Charles Ross: Star Wars One Man Show
Shots Fired in
Superdome: no more buses
Who the fuck is Charles Ross?
Doesn't like
the show
John Sterling's calls of old
Sterling calls a
homer for Giambino
Bernie goes
boom! Bern baby Bern!
a-Belly to belly
A bomb from A
Rod!
A bombs
It is high, it
is far! Jorge juiced one!
It is high, it
is far! Alexander the Great!
Started crying
The-e-e-e-e-e
Yankees win!
He won't come
on until he announced
Yeah, what an ass
Game is
secondary to his babble
Big A should do
the Yankee calls
It is high, it
is far! The Bam-Tino!
Bam-Tino!
Announcer for
the Atlanta Braves will put you to sleep
The Giambino!
Yankees!
Jeter's Grand
Slam
Nothing wrong with that clip
Belly to belly!!
Evacuation
suspended due to shots being fired at the helicopters
Next: something about Steve Dahl
"O&A Party Rock"
Mid Hour
Its getting ugly
outside the Superdome
Donate cash to 1-800 HELP NOW; O&A Auction to help on EBay
Hour long concert for relief and Matt Lauer
Interview
Steve Dahl is in
trouble, so fired: Mining the hurricane tragedy for comedy
Reading Steve's recipes; clip; Steve Dahl backpedals
Crazy
Dean
Hugo Chavez
offered humanitarian relief; called Bush "King of Vacations"
Jimmy makes Pete, the new Intern show his back end
No standouts among the Interns yet; Intern fear
Introducing the New Interns: Charles Branson fans
New Intern Bill learns a lesson in slander/libel; Bill's reports for school
Third Hour
Pete: being on Adderall
Its like 40 milligrams
of Speed
Talks about Adderall being used to make illegal drugs, which panics Erik
Didn't realize
Dahmer had a son
Dahmer and Adam Baldwin
LARPing
Pat: teaches at
Bill's school
Bill and Pat talk candidly about each other and a crippled kid
(Call mysteriously switches to someone else) Bill: getting kicked off the air; dumpster diving
Pat's back:
Bill scared him
Not Bill's fault, hard act to follow
Next: Troy's Mixed Tape of Love for Melissa
Pat O'Brien
the Sex Hungry Shark
Scared of the
Interns
Guy on his way
to Iraq is invited in to watch the show live
Ended up in a
mental hospital thanks to Adderall
OCD and More OCD Show; Nathaniel
Jimmy: The only comic to update his website (My opinion: Comic's websites are the worst!!); ideas for Jimmy's site
R&F
replacing O&A
Troy's Mixed Tape of Love for Melissa (w/pic): Steve enters the studio for description purposes
"I love you
soooo much"
Douche chills
"...6
months went by sooo quickly..."
Jimmy bare-asses into the mic
I'm so lucky...
smack pop smack
Clip
Mid Hour
She must
swallow
Describing Troy
Rather be stuck
in an attic in NO
The Troy/Melissa relationship
Troy sings for
Melissa
How you sounded
when you proposed
Melissa probably got a good laugh, but not alone
"I never
want to lose you ever ever ever ever...."
Woops- only took 3 days!
Wants the audio
of the aftermath
Speculation
Did he bang
her?
Speculation
Comment
Comment
Jimmy's creepy, girl-getting tricks; Anthony's adorable fear of the girl he was crushing on; Jimmy's and Opie's stalker techniques as younger men
Time to pee, but will revisit this topic next; also the daily call to Tom from New Orleans and Charles Ross in studio
Remix: "The
Guys Get Shirts!"
Jimmy's nickname as a teen
Tom from New
Orleans: got out and is now chilling on the beaches of Pensacola; gas prices
The shooting in NO; so nice in his hotel
Tom's plans: doesn't seem to include meeting up with his family
Secured his house best he could; going back maybe Monday
Got an MRE from a trucker; getting paid (end of call)
No concern for family
Fourth Hour
Deano: Story
similar to Troy/Melissa
Fart-off
Charles Ross is outside the studio
EBay auction should be up soon; teasing Erik and stuff to get to
Setup
Shark stereotype
Comments
Guests/the Booker
The Rawker
Charles Ross enters the studio: his One-Man Star Wars Show
The impressions; Serious Questions only!
Charles Ross performs a 2-minute portion of his show
Review of Ross's performance; how he does it on stage
Request
Ross takes the first Serious Question well
Keep him
distracted
Ben in Boston
Touring
Ramone!!
Ross fires back; does some impressions
At the Lamb's Theater every night at 8pm and various Matinees, tickets through Telecharge
Jimmy asks for some impressions; Charles Ross leaves
How that went
Erik gets
Charles Ross on the phone: Charles plugs and is indeed mad, but says he's sick
O&A "smooth" things over
Taking it well
Back to Charles
Ross: explaining continues
Anthony bows out
Speculation: what Erik is doing
Mid Hour
Setting up to have Charles Ross back; Charles re-enters the studio: being sick
From Victoria, Canada; babbling
Praise; how
many times has he seen Star Wars? Ramone!!
Anthony plays Good Cop to Jimmy's... er Steve's Bad Cop
Praise
Ross: What's the Ramone thing?
Liddy: Ramone!
Request
Other movies in mind?
Sonny Forelli
bombs
Frenchy
impression; Ramone!
New things opening up
Charles Ross does his Gollum; discusses his audience
Jimmy comes back; thanking Charles (leaves)
Praising Jimmy's Steve calls
Loving Jimmy
Ramone!
The
Godfather/Goodfellas starring a balls-eating chimp, w/ Adam Ferrara
Check Opie and Anthony for links to the O&A Charity Auction for Hurricane Katrina relief
WDIL: shark
flavored ones steal your watch
Pissed his
pants
WDIL: Ramone
and Steve from Yellowstone are assholes
Didn't get it
until Liddy
Hurricane updates are addicting
Lots of emails on the shootings coming in; listen to 
247 for info
WDIL: Darth
Vader has AIDS; A Rod= A Bomb; E Lo says "Star Wars is alive and well on
202"; "Ramone! Bring me..."
Its not going to end and Jimmy's fine with that
Brian, the Pest who's going to Iraq enters the studio: Pest shirt; his last day in NY
Lies; what he does in the Army
What he does with his knowledge of the Arabic language
Invited to do some production in Arabic
WDIL: don't
catch tuberculosis from farting; today's Jimmy's bday; Yoda ate Princess Leia's
ass
WDIL: CRASH!!; ...can salvage the booker's shitty job;
WDIL: Jimmy
doing French doing Ramone is funny; Steve's hybrid car sound is never old;
that's how the ball crumbles; Norton's asshole looks like an alien's mouth;
Anthony wants to see Star Wars II: The Wrath of Khan
WDIL: this
guy's full of shit!!
Beards in the Army
