The News guys
lost their minds yesterdayRundown for Friday, September 2, 2005
O&A HURRICANE Relief Charity AUCTION
First Hour
Clips
The News guys
lost their minds yesterday
Hurricane Katrina's aftermath continues: Not enough has been done for the Hurricane victims; Bush isn't handing this well
The Superdome; pockets of people everywhere; the cops have quit; looters
Anthony: this disaster is an embarrassment for this administration
The busses and the Astrodome; someone is to blame and needs to do better
The coverage got to Opie; News pictures of dead bodies
Looks like well-fed third worlders
Is it a black/white thing or poor/wealthy?
Ramone!
The Star Wars Show interview from yesterday
Shepard Smith's coverage
Mississippi's victims; great example of a city falling apart
What makes O&A turn the channel
How to take care of the looters
Local spin on
the Hurricane
The handling of the situation
Crime stats in
the Superdome; Jimmy's "Ramone!"
What they should be doing
Greta Van
Susteren interviews a doctor: conditions inside the Superdome
Latest: Mayor Lashes Out at Feds for Lack of Help
"Fuck You Ray!" chant; the local guys
The doctor
Arenas and stadiums; Detroit's mayors
Where are the black leaders? Its a class thing
Hates Jimmy;
made to look silly by the Fancy Jim Norton
Be honest with your calls
Why supplies
can't be dropped
Replying: wrong; criticizing; dumb; federal responsibility
Headlines Across America: Houston; Daytona; Boston, etc etc
Michael Brown,
Head of FEMA: disputes response times
Interruption: Cue video!
Picture of Condoleezza
Rice coming out of "Spamalot" yesterday; headline: As South Drowns,
Rice Soaks in NY
Back to Michael
Brown
"Good luck Mr. Breaux"
Why response has
taken so long
Where the dead will be found
What can we
expect?
A part falls on Jimmy's tootsie
Quit being so
serious
Setting the caller straight (Second Hour)
Callers should
shut up
What the show does; the inescapable serious news
Wolf Blitzer and The Situation Room
Email from Rick
Delgado
Wolf: So black
Describing some pictures
Rising gas
prices
Doesn't like
Anthony's views
Anthony rebuts
Bill Burr enters the
studio: Inescapable
People from New Orleans getting free swag in NYC
Headlines
The raping really takes it to an unfunny place
Loves the show
and Jimmy
Why do we care
about looters? Its about order; Plasma TVs
Where "schwoogie" comes from; Brucie Mittman
Bill Burr plug
Anthony brought in some old O&A passes to auction off; Jimmy's trophy and how he won it
"Hi Mom, I'm Gay"
"Ramone, Wash my Balls"
Erik has been setting up the auction for Hurricane Relief: VIP Pass for the Hard Rock Cafe
Intern for a Day; Martial Artist lesson; Opie's inline skates
Piece of the bashed pinball machine
Better prizes hopefully on the way
Opie's pants for the Interns
The Pickled
Punk
Paesano's shirts
Signed Robert Plant CD; Travis Tritt signed CD; destroyed lunchbox
Erik's
toothbrush
Sign Nathaniel used when Arthur Chi'en was fired
Suggestions from Listeners: flaming clothing from Steve?
Steve obliges
Bombs&Flubs is teased for the third day in a row; stuff to get to today
Live Read: Paesano of Mulberry Street
Jimmy reads
the Funny Papers
Bill Burr at Caroline's tonight, tomorrow and Sunday: see his looting bit!
Jimmy's website and (Third Hour) girly disease; Jimmy's hurt flipper
Live: Bush's Speech
Auction Idea:
Private viewing of Ben's Hog
Auction Idea:
Visit from O&A
Jimmy is accused of bringing the homo
The rest of the
world reacts to the Hurricane
Sirius donation
DJ fired
Advice for
Jimmy: get antibiotics
Doesn't like
Jimmy
Where will the
refugees go?
Bush is taking off
to tour the disaster area
Jimmy hates the anonymity
Volume
3
Anthony bombs
Ben bombs
Jimmy bombs
Rich Vos bombs
Where was the
bomb?
Ben, Vos, Jim
flub
Bad impressions
Opie bombs
horrifically
People are
Saying: the Tone is horrid
Rich bombs via
phone
Jimmy's drops
one that just lays there
Mid Hour
Nathaniel bombs
Smashing Than
Jimmy flops and
flops again
People are
Saying: Where the Tone is from
Guests: today's Phone-Ins
Jimmy's ass makes a better guest
"Assault
on the Media" went horribly wrong
Winner of the "AOTM" contest and what he gets; new contest for September is on with no takers yet
Bill Burr's plug: when the show people are going; Opie's take on the other acts he saw with Bill last time
Live Read: Game Fly (Tangent: Bad games, good games; what makes a good/bad game; Opie wrecked his game station)
Up next: Kelly Hansen and Jeff Norris; update on the Subway Masturbator; flubs; The Sex Offender Game
Opie's sex offender leads to Anthony bombing- repeat- nope, still a bomb
Sex offenders in your area; how to play the Sex Offender Game
"Coffee Diva"
Opie's blueberries and Jimmy's bomb
Mastic Beach's
sex offenders
Fourth Hour
Erik: the link to the auction will be up soon
Nathaniel: Erik fucked up the descriptions
Steve: the link will be on Opie and Anthony and will have a yellow ribbon next to the items for charity
The Sex Offender Game: Anthony explains the game and rules (website found by Travis)
#1:White, 6'2" Hugh from Brooklyn
Rules; guessing; deciding what wins; Bill Burr is a genius; points tallied, winner declared
#2: Black Alex from Brooklyn: guessing; points tallied
#3: Black 5'8" Maurice from Brooklyn: guessing; points tallied
Total Points of the Players
#4: 5'8" Hispanic Anibal from Brooklyn: guessing; tally
#5: Louis, 34, Hispanic, 5'9", 210, from Brooklyn: guessing; change in rules; tally
#6: 61, Hispanic 5'6", 160 with corrective lenses from NYC: Anthony soda makes an appearance; guesses
Never going
to Brooklyn again
Tallying the points
Choosing the last guy to play with
#7: Warren, 70, 5'5", White, from Central Islip, LI, 116, corrective lenses: guesses; tallies
Jokes
#8: Owen, 30, from Uniondale, Black, 5'6" 174: guesses and laughter; tallies
Bill reiterates Jimmy's joke in disbelief; plugs
Who's the winner?; Map Sex Offenders
"Soothing Sounds Of O&A"
Problems with the EBay/O&A auction; bugs will be worked out and the link will be on Opie and Anthony
Some of the items being bid on
Kelly Hansen,
new lead singer of Foreigner:
brushing his teeth; being the new lead
Why should we see Foreigner?
Jimmy asks a "question"
Playing the songs like they're heard on the record
Steve from
Yellowstone wheezes out laughter; Ramone!
Audience
Favorite songs
Ben from Boston
Touring info: Foreigner
"Feels Like
the First Time" by Foreigner w/Kelly Hansen
Paul Rogers as lead singer
Erik: question;
wait a sec- its Steve!!
Playing the House of Blues in Atlantic City; thanks all around
Bill Burr at Caroline's this weekend
A little extra