Fear Mongering
on Fox about yesterday's power outage in CaliforniaRundown for Tuesday, September 13, 2005
First Hour
Fear Mongering
on Fox about yesterday's power outage in California
National coverage for fucking up your job
Happy Birthday
Jimmy
Howard talking
shit
Getting fired was inevitable; Howard's pomposity
E Lo will be calling; 
's
Hockey/Canada announcement
Howard's justification of his commercials
Howard is
hiring his enemies?
Either way, he's lying
The Howie Copter
Bad parenting and Howard
Take the
Howie Copter and pick up a new sidekick
Jimmy's last day for a while until he's done shooting the Louis C.K. HBO sitcom: calling in; filling Jimmy's seat; moving on up
Jimmy's Goodbye Party begins with a Tranny cake
Calling in
"this is
like an army"
They're Pests- get it right.
Hockey Pucks
Mid Hour
Eating scrotum
Happy Birthday
Jimmy; no way are they getting through
Lex and Terry
Eric
Logan
Anthony's shoelaces; breaking down the walls
E Lo guarantees
Hockey and Canada on
Lacrosse
Canada
White-boarding (end of call)
Speaking with the Hole
More surprises for Jimmy coming up
Fart Game next?
John
Sterling
The Hurricane Relief Auction: update; Anthony brought in some Dice stuff and WNEW shirts; the albums Lee Abrams donated; Jimmy's original headshot
Second Hour
Update on the items already up for auction
Anthony plays his slide whistle; Celine Dion
Chris Penn
Celine Dion can
barely swallow it, "...can't sing...", "...open the
television..."
"Celine" speaks and sings
Celine cries:
"...touch stuff...", "...kayak..."
"Celine"
No, they don't
know
Larry King
consoles Celine Dion
Larry King: got
a song?
Calculating?
Celine sings a
song
Hole
sympathizes with Celine
Maury Povich enters the studio: loves the Paul and Denise
Show Maury taped today; show he wants to do
Celine
"A Current Affair" (Mid Hour); Australia's version
"The Maury Povich Show": freaks; who's the daddy?; male or female?
Paul and 
Denise: Sex, commitment, rape and racism
That's why he's "No Filter Paul" (end of call)
Loves Maury's
Baby Daddy shows
Record; regrets?
The Fat Kids shows
Stalker Patti's show idea: Over 40 and a Virgin!
How close to sex Patti has gotten; how would the show go? (end of call)
The Progeria Kids shows; found the line
"South Park" cells promised for auction
Maury does give a shit; the virgin show
The girls outside the studio; Jimmy's sitcom
What everyone watches on Cable; Sitcom Triage
High brow; Oprah and Dr. Phil
Maury needs to leave to do a taping, promises to sign Jimmy's picture
October 21st: Jimmy HBO Comedy Special airs (Maury leaves)
"Stalker Patti's Sexy Promo"
Third Hour
The gals outside the studio
Jeff
Halpern of the Washington Capitals: the nurse
Opie the Islander fan will be seeing some hockey games
The lockout
Hockey
What Jeff did during the lockout
Shootouts for tiebreakers
Worried about fan reaction?
Another non-question from Jimmy (end of call)
Fart Game next?
"Spread the
Virus" by Khemystri
Paul, Ron and Fez's new intern, enters the studio: Paul is no stranger to being annoying
Anthony schools Paul on just how drunk and annoying he was on Friday after the Meet and Greet
Holding hands
Must earn your keep and earn being kept
Laughing (Paul leaves)
Update on the Auction: Cal Ripkin signed baseball, Joan Jett and Ozzy platinum records, "Meet the Creeps" signed by Jimmy and Club Soda Kenny
The Fart Game?
Talking to Ben, then Steve
Hot girls coming today?
Fart Game Jingle
by Steve and Danny
Steve is a grown man and this is his job; the cake
Celebrities seen while eating with a hard on- wait, what?
The studio goes silent for Ben
Otto&George, Bob Kelly and Girls in Times Square with 
stickers
Fart Game Jingle
Beginning the
Fart Game: guesses and answers and decoys and, of course, farts.
Jimmy sporting a rod is now on Foundry; Anthony's frr
The Fart Game continues
What is weighed in the guesser's minds
More farts, guesses and answers and rules for the decoys
Question
Professor Anthony describes a Tesla Coil
Fourth Hour
One more fart, guess and answer
Fart Game Jingle
The ladies for Jimmy will be in next to send Jimmy off right
Guy wants to stump Anthony, but that's not what Professor Anthony is about
Tesla's
nationality
"Albino" by Stephen Lynch from his new CD, "Craig Machine". Pre-order
(its on sale!!) here
Promo: "Everyone Listens to O&A"
Email says
O&A are represented heavily on the Disturbed Tour
Girls and Toys courtesy of Robin at My Sexy Store
Robin and the Girls enter the studio: shout outs
The Girls collar Jimmy
Spanking
The girls ask to do things to Jimmy that he doesn't want to do
See one of the gals at Madame Oars or Teasers in Binghamton
Nipple sucking on the Liberator
Russian dirty talk
Jimmy and a strap-on
Getting the action started
The girls do stuff and smiles are had: moaning, groaning, and jokes
Ron enters the studio for some banter and the girls continue...
Jimmy gets some
Plugs while the strap-on gets switched
Fez enters the studio: doesn't feel well
The Girls continue (Mid Hour)
Barry Zito:
want to be on now, during this?
The naked girls are distracting
The girls interrupt
Barry's guitar prowess; being on Letterman
Trying to conduct an interview
Uncle Patrick Duffy
Working with Chris Isaac
Poor Jimmy; the girls make up for it
Barry answers a question nobody is listening to
Jimmy gets involved and asks some questions of Barry
Real questions
Plug for Barry (end of call)
What Jimmy is up to; what R&F will be doing next
Lubing up
Working it
Orgasm-Off
Barry Zito trivia
The Orgasm-Off continues
Porn they aspire to
Plugs and thanks
Coming up on R&F...
Yesterday's
first R&F show on
WDIL: Gonna
miss Jimmy
Jimmy is traveling to the Rich Vos/Bonnie wedding
