Rundown for Thursday, September 15, 2005

First Hour

Clips

Introducing Bill Burr: Bill's TV makeup and outfit

Watching yourself on television; the show Bill just did

Hurricanes

Movies: watching someone's reaction; laughing inappropriately

Jimmy from LA: the "lady" before he left

His LA apartment

Jimmy's flying arrangements are panicking him

The beast and the roaches

Yesterday's banner show

The awful whore

Typical, stars in his eyes, traveler to LA

Harry Reems; yesterday's Gamma Girls

Vos getting married in Canada

Letting Jimmy be... (end of call)

Sympathy for Jimmy

No coffee for Bill

Bill's Ozzfest interviews; Celine on the Larry King; reporter in Hurricane Ophelia; Boston "AOTM"

Jimmy receives a gift for his birthday, w/Bill Burr (Mid Hour)

Bill Burr's HBO Comedy Special airs tomorrow night

The Highs and Lows of Bill's career: nooners in a cafeteria

Show business lifers

Blind Dave: heard the "AOTM" in Boston

Dave's history with the O&A show: renewing his license

Blind Boxing w/ Matt and Dave (end of call)

Steve describes the "Assault"

Praise and wonderment for those who complete the "Assaults"

Sonny Forelli: walks us through an "Assault" and this one

Boston Strangler helps describe

Boston Strangler and Sonny Forelli's "AOTM"

Offspring takes Bill by surprise 

Definitely in the lead for September's contest: what they could win (end of calls)

Thug; videos on Foundry

Same shit every morning

Saw it and laughed his ass off

Timely story in Boston

Howard didn't care

Howard's spiel

Comment

Second Hour

Best clip ever

Howard's crying and bitching

Jennifer wants to play

 Jennifer describes herself 

Anthony gives the rules and what styles to choose from

What she's wearing

Rubbing, guessing and the reveal (end of call)

Closing song

Baseball w/Ben

Bill Burr's HBO Special is airing tomorrow at Midnight

On Demand and moving on from CDs/DVDs

A look back in Popular Mechanics to the origin of cable

The People magazine crossword; DJs in clothing stores; singing whores

Britney Spears had her baby; Christina Aguilera wins the crown

The "whore spread"

Anthony's personal chef in a Kubrick scene 

Mid Hour

"My Name is Earl" talking ad in a magazine

The Jennifer Anniston spread; Pamela Anderson

Talking ad in Rolling Stone for "Supernatural"

Talking ads

Dissecting the mechanism

Comedic ringtone for phones; commercials in movie theaters; Opie talks crazy

Comment

Tailored previews

Fat show

Reporter in Hurricane Ophelia

Really informative

Aren't they named in alphabetical order?

Can only remember Nate

Can't make them scary enough

Its "Carina"

How do you fuck that up?

The First Lady: "Carina"

Slowy-cane

Replays and unbelieving laughter

Celine Dion losing it on Larry King: "...let them touch these things..."

John Travolta's touching moment; Bush's photo op

Perfect diction

Its not about mispronunciation asswipe

Replay of Laura Bush

Celine: "...take the kayak through the walls..."

Third Hour

"Celine" cries and gives her ideas for helping

Celine rambles on

Sean Penn

Opie illustrates Master Po's naiveté with a story about Barry Shapiro

Po enters the studio: never underestimate anyone

Master Po = literal idiot

What if a hurricane hit NYC?

Steve's interview of Po doesn't get far

Steve sounds nervous

Steve asks about Po's evacuation route

Afraid or bad acting?

Po's plan

Why 6 hours?

Po considers all angles

Po's tangled with hurricanes before...

Po paints a picture

talk louder into the lapel

Po: "What are you talking about??"

O&A will make us laugh; responsibility

Anthony will be screwed with no shoes; trapped with no food and Steve?; hover above in his Hybrid

The kids

What O&A would be doing during a hurricane

"Hybrid's Suck Dick" by Khemystri

Jimmy's Ozzfest interview with Zakk Wylde w/Bill Burr

Bill Burr's HBO Special airs tomorrow night

Killed for his house (Michael Moore dead? Yes, but not that one)

What were they thinking?; what they should've done

Murder Solving television shows; Bill Curtis; what the mug shots say about them

Their races?

Which race commits what crimes

Someone's doing it right

Show on the National Geographic Channel

Michael Baden on "Autopsy" 

The Death Fields; the crossroads that lead to jobs

Pigs to dispose bodies

Comment

Imus joke

Fourth Hour

Was listening to Imus...

Imus jokes

Man who killed his girlfriend

Pets; collectors

Mistook a bear paw for a hand

Opie tells a story

Body fields

Anthony can't watch the creepy movie trailers; The Blair Witch Project; The Sixth Sense

Caller stinks

Creepiest trailer ever (NOTE: I also agree wholeheartedly)

"Jim Norton's Sensitivity Training Handbook"

Thought I was seeing Tron, but got Poltergeist instead

Anthony begins a story about seeing Bonnie&Clyde, but gets sidetracked for meeting Groucho; continues his story

Today on Maury: Miracle Survivor

Maury's guests

Jeff Norris is in studio: claims to fame

The Frosted Mini Wheat

Freebees and being in magazines

Does he know the Angry Baby?

What Jeff is up to now: playing casinos

Remember me? 

Jeff and the caller got into a fight at Rascals to help out a comic

Jeff the Animal ruined Anthony's vacation after an almost brawl at Caroline's

Mid Hour

Crazy traffic into the City

The new digs; Earl

New Celebrity Reality shows

Danny Bonaduce's new show; his kids

"Breaking Bonaduce": familiar theme; breaking Harry Reems

Maury: Woman shot in the face with a shotgun while 6 months pregnant

From "Breaking Bonaduce": talks about his affair

Sex

Interruption: Black Jay Leno on Maury

Point to Danny

Danny tells his wife on the air

Hasn't had sex in a long time

Maury: Woman burned in a car fire

"Breaking Bonaduce": In therapy for his children's sakes; "not my biggest fan"

Great acting Danny

Bill: Nobody forgets you no matter what you do

Barry Williams/Greg Brady

Going to Las Vegas without your wife

So over

Drugs Danny is on

Tricking himself?

Danny talks to his therapist

Erik actually won the Lotto

REALLY quick thanks