Bill Burr in studio,
sitting in for JimmyRundown for Friday, September 16, 2005
First Hour
Clips
Bill Burr in studio,
sitting in for Jimmy
New Orleans: The Scariest Place on Earth
Renee Zellweger
and Kenny Chesney split after 5 months
New York's divorce laws
Anthony's legal reason for divorce; Anthony's "jobs" as a husband
Bill mentions a story
Anthony's hell while living in Boston; Anthony's ex almost ruined the O&A Show before it started
How dreams get crushed and some get started; Dominic Barbara's logic
Booze sponsors on O&A's WNEW show; why the drinking was allowed and necessary
Anthony's story is the opposite of Bill's childhood, which was similar to Anthony's upbringing
Bill Burr's HBO Special airs tonight at Midnight; rave reviews for yesterday
What did
Anthony's ex do while he worked?
Anthony describes the incredibly inconvenient and uncomfortable life he lived
Judy, the mother-in-law (who has since passed)
The Kahlua Girls and not skinny dipping
The time Bill's Mom had had enough
What's new with
Anthony's ex?
She took Anthony's money and bought a house; why she doesn't drive
O&A didn't expect to start the show like that
"Lullaby" by Stephen Lynch
"War of the Cumias"
After
signing, did Anthony scream "FREEDOM!"
The O&A Show (minus A) went to The Rolling Stones concert last night: heaping praise for the show
Second Hour
The planes flying over Giants Stadium; the lives of The Rolling Stones
Erik won $100,000 from the Daily News yesterday: the mix up; receiving the check
Why Erik is pissed; so it was group negligence?; Bill does not let Opie slide; the bus
The jury (Anthony and Bill Burr) weighs the evidence and witness testimony; how Erik got home
There's a hole
in Erik's defense
"Celine" sympathizes
It was the
"paycheck's" doing
"Bill Curtis" narrates
Erik continues his story on how he got home: running into Stalker Patti
Erik continues his sorrowful story of being ditched a few times before
The cost of the trip for Erik; no ladies were involved
Advice for Erik
Why should we
care?
Better ways for Erik to have gotten home; Bill doesn't forget how Erik got into the situation in the first place
Was Rosie
there?
"Rosie" comments
What's next for
the streak of luck while Jimmy's gone?
Weighing the luck/screw factor
Opie feels thanks are in order from Erik
Danny calls Erik out, who responds strongly and firmly; Travis adds his testimony
Erik gets
completely trampled
Where the money is going
Will talk to Stalker Patti next
Setting up the audio
"100 Grand"
Jimmy likes
his labia a little pissy and a lot large
Third Hour
Dane Cook coming in soon; Bill Burr's special air tonight at midnight on HBO
Opie didn't appreciate Bill not being on his side
FEMA Red Cross
Cards being used at strip clubs; charity scamming
Stalker Patti: Ran into Erik after her slot tournament in Atlantic City; how she
did
The side of gambling they never want you to see; Vegas
Something
O&A missed
The exact time Patti ran into Erik in NYC
What else Patti did in AC; the stores Patti visited
What Patti thinks about when she's alone at a diner
Patti's dream items to satiate her materialistic itch
Patti's vision for her Study; her favorite books
Opie offers to make one of Patti's dreams come true... for a price
Patti might date Big A
A call for Photoshops by Wackbag
What excites Patti
Patti's history; waiting for Big A to call
Painfully quick eulogy for Pat from Moonachie
Describing Big A
The interview
that rocketed Andrew to fame
Big A: driving his taxi and his taxi company
Setting Patti up with Big A; where the date would take place
Bill sees a picture of Andrew
Big A asks Patti out on a date to Paesano's (Nathaniel offers to chaperone)
Big A's final words to Patti
Bill supplies the transportation; Anthony directs Nathaniel
Saying goodbye to Big A and Stalker Patti (end of calls)
Mid Hour
Breaking News: Standing room only at Paesano's this Thursday
The San Gennaro's Feast in Little Italy; Opie's similar story
Live Read: Paesano of Mulberry Street
Dane has arrived; Bill's plug; where Jimmy is
Setting up the audio
Jimmy's
first call from LA, w/Bill Burr
Pushing Bill's comedy special tonight on HBO
Dane Cook enters the
studio
Bill: eating his balls at a club and gets a dinner roll to the head for his efforts
Dane and Bill reminisce about touring together
Doing gigs while sports games play
Mixing music and comedy
Dane's Video Music Awards set; what you see from stage
Bob Kelly, Dane Cook and Bill Burr's Improv Group's horror story
Dane's doing Madison Square Garden; his audience
Saw Dane and
Bob Kelly last night at the Garden: it ruled
Third Hour
The O&A demographic stinks
Jim Norton's effect on women; possible skeletons in Jimmy's closet
Bob Kelly's cast in the O&A Hurricane Relief Auction
Bob's competitive nature while playing sports; Dane describes a game of "Punch Each Other in the Asshole" with Bob Kelly; other, much less gay, things to do to your friends for fun
Bob Kelly
How does Dane
feel about applause for a bit he's about to do?
The blessing and curse of an audience shouting out your bits
Dane and manager Barry Katz talk about movie pitches
Barry plugs "Retaliation" and Dane's gig tonight at Madison Square Garden
Coming up: Martha and Diddy rap; Snoop's lack of street cred is just embarrassing
Setting up the song
Goodfellas,
starring Bob Kelly
Praise
Bob Kelly sings
lead in "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
The heartless listeners
Loving what was done with Bob's audio
"I
Broke My Knee Man" by Jacklenut
Jim Norton
vs. Dragon Wagon w/ Eric Logan
Bill Burr's special airs both tonight and tomorrow night
Dane Cook is playing a little place called the Garden; get "Retaliation" today
Awful comedy club names
Stuff that was talked about during the break: Bill opened for Winona Judd; (Mid Hour) learning to bomb gracefully
Bill's and Dane's most memorable hecklers; bombing in black crowds; Patrice O'Neal's ability to make you bomb
Opie asks the caller's question for Dane
Corporate gigs
Really enjoyed
the Dane Cook/Bob Kelly show; dishes some dirt on Bob Kelly
Dane's late show tonight; Dane's plugs
Bob Kelly: took a bike cab to the show last night; Nathaniel confirms
Bob and Dane's long hair days
Picking up a couple of witches from Salem
Bob: The no shitting rule on the tour bus leds to shitting in a bucket
Interruption: Bob smashes Barry
Back to the bucket story
Dane: the humidifier on the bus
The tour bus driver, Brian
Anthony sidesteps being the one to bash Bob
Letting Bobby go; Bob plugs his Stress Factory gig in New Brunswick next weekend
Setting up the audio
Martha Stewart
and P. Diddy rap together
That was so bad
Diddy teaches
Martha some rap terms
That was just awful! What happened to rap??
When's Dane
coming to the Dallas Improv?
The Retaliation Tour is still getting together; Tourgasm will get there when it gets there
Thanking Dane; plugs; thanking Barry Katz and Bill Burr
Bill will be here all next week and on HBO tonight at midnight
