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Arnold will run
for Governor of California again
Nobody cares about the Hurricanes anymore
The Post's front page; the picture of Erik in the Daily News; tips for Erik
Opie has diarrhea; his breakfast
Spraying public bathrooms with shit gets a new name
Bill's HBO
Special was great
Loved Bill's
HBO Special
Bill's act; how to properly tape something for television
How to not tape properly: the Bill O'Reilly interview and his producer, the Slot Machine
The Hooters Girls and their awful outfits
Shirts being sold
too near a church
Ben: the Pats
Back to the Slot Machine description
Bill's all nude moment with an unsexy woman; hokey tricks for sex
Sideline holes
ruining games; stolen purse with a hidden surprise
Updating the Hurricane Relief Auction
Opie's flubs
Anthony doesn't listen
Today's theme: Romantic Moments that went Horribly Wrong
Jimmy needed
a Robert Plant picture, w/Lee Abrams
Second Hour
One year on air anniversary coming up; being unpaid employees of XM
"War and Peace": guesses about its setting
San Gennaro's t-shirt
vendors offend some feasters
"Against God" and the answer to "War and Peace"
Hurricane Rita heading for New Orleans?
A Wackbagger's sigpic
"Assault on the Media" performed badly by Bill the Intern
Bill: had his
sign taken; informed of his bad job
Bill threatens lawsuits to those around him (end of call)
Steve describes the Philly "Assault"
Philly "Assault"
First tailgate
live shot "assault"
one of the
"Assaulters": will call back
Prizes for the Sept. "AOTM" contest
Still live: Kissing
gig
More prizes for the "AOTM"
Sonny
Forelli and Boston Strangler's "Assault"
Setup
Rob Bartlett, as
Brian Wilson, talks about Satellite
That sounded familiar
The Emmy's: O&A didn't see it; the rapping Black Eyed Peas; Michael Jackson
Jim of Philly's
"Assault": tailgating
Tailgating early and in Buffalo; single digit fanaticism
Jim: describes the "Assault"
New move: get in front of the reporter
Nick, Jim's
brother, tries to add something (end of calls)
Mid Hour
"Assault" on Cousin Brucie
Why there wasn't a car crash
Idiots at
football games
Mesc to beat
the cold
Bill the Intern enters the studio
Anthony describes Bill as "not very intimidating"
Bill's diagram helps his story
Cop gives very
technical charges
More from Bill's diagram
Emmy talk next
Jimmy's
asshole cleaning technique
Buying homes and commuting
Anthony's hell that is looking for a home to buy
Anthony has figured out how to not see winter
Third Hour
Just build!
Anthony goes off on buying to build
Schizo housing
Garage/bedroom
From Grand
Junction: didn't understand Anthony's humor
Grand Junction, Colorado's wonderful summers and even better winters (end of call)
Staten Island
Bill comments on Opie's "move it along" attitude
Crashes and
burns, but continues on about the Black Eyed Peas
Star Jones and people who need to be fat to be interesting
Opie's stomach gurgles alarmingly; hybrid fish
Doodles (goldendoodles) and other new breeds of dog
If you cross a
DJ with a poodle...
Hurricane Rita
Crimes caught on tape: defense
Never eat fish
on Sunday
When and where to not eat fish
Puggles
Melting over pictures of puggles
Cockapoos
Breeds
How do you
think they do it?
Bill barely escapes a bomb and questions his ability to continue
How the papers help/do nothing for show prep
Shitzu poo
Didn't Jimmy do
that?
Why Poodle
studs are all the rave; allergic reaction
Mid Hour
pulls it out
Why Anthony has been shirking his car crash duties
Double
Dabble
Kee-rash!!
Star Jones's head and what breed she is
That ends the
bit
Star Jones
interviews Camryn Manheim on the Red Carpet w/interruptions, replays, comments
and jokes
Hurricane
projection on Fox
Replaying Star
Jones asking a pointless question of Camryn; the awful interview continues
Speculation on what Camryn meant
Interviews
like a 14 year old girl
Replaying the
eating comment
What Star looks like should spawn Photoshop
Jimmy
impression
Jaws references abound
Interview techniques
Interviewing
James Denton
Star's voice; replay
Star interviews
Debra Messing
Awful Star Jones
Loving the Star
talk
Emmy highlights: Ellen DeGeneres hosted
Star Jokes
Ellen allows us
to laugh
Kayak
Kayak/Celine humor; her husband Renee
Ellen continues
her monologue
"Desperate Housewives" is the new "Sex in the City": 3 slobs and a whore
Whoopie; Bill makes the Flub Reel
"Desperate Housewives" after "Extreme Makeover: Home
Edition"
Erik channels Spider
Fourth Hour
Woman kills
herself over sister's ugliness
Cosmetic Surgery on the "Desperate Housewives" and looking sexy for your age
Key to sexiness
Bomb, but at least they acknowledged it
"Green
Acres" as sung by Donald Trump and Karen Walker of
"Will&Grace"
Trump
Back timing The
Emmy's
Someone from
UPN's "Veronica Mars" sings a word or two of "Fame"
Blamed on
E-Rock
The cast of
"Everybody Loves Raymond"
Anthony adoration of "Seinfeld"
Patrick Dempsey
bombs
E-Rock's new theme song plays as he enters the studio: setup
Jon Stewart's
"edited" speech
Erik bails and leaves them to clean up the mess
Singing Star Trekkers
William Shatner
introduces "Star Trek"
Erik doesn't "know what to tell you people"
Props to Derrick for E-Rock's new music
Star interviews
Ray Liotta
Star's awfulness
As indicated by his music, Erik returns to the studio
Star interviews
Jesse Metcalf
Comedy Central
rips O&A off all the time!
Mid Hour
52 car pile-ups on "CHiPs"
"Coffee Diva"
Update on the Hurricane Relief Auction
Tangent: NBC's XFL Game Day
Interruption: E Rock and his music
XFL Game Day and how O&A handled it
Erik enters the studio: items no longer on EBay for the Hurricane Relief Auction
Radar on Wackbag enters the studio: his name; bid on the Arthur Chi'en sign
What Radar does for a living
His one post
Radar's non-existent personality
We're heading to
the Moon
Why are we
waiting?
WDIL: Mesc is like mittens; sensible shoes can kill an erection; Staten Island & the Guinea Gangplank; (The Pats) radio geniuses!; we didn't go to the moon
