Hurricane Rita
projected to hit HoustonRundown for Tuesday, September 20, 2005
First Hour
Clips (new ones from Bad Lieutenant)
Hurricane Rita
projected to hit Houston
Comment
What was he talking about?
Who will be starring in the made for TV movie
Reporting on
Hurricane Rita
Bush is an idiot
What to auction
off?
Talking up New Orleans; commercials for states
Kayaks!
"Celine" cries
Evacuating and
staying in Florida
Where it will hit; Corpus Christi
Beach in Little
Rock?
The commercials
Than helps out: Things to Do in Little Rock, Arkansas
Gang violence
in Arkansas; wants more sex
Don't come here
The Gangs
The Bloods and Crips; no longer selling certain Cold Medicine on the shelves
Why Anthony lives in Great Neck
People are
Saying: "Designing Women" theme song
Terrible shows
Bill Clinton
Library
How to Punch Out
Bad Arkansas
joke crashes
Bad slogans for other countries and states
Ben: Video of Master Po sleeping
More country slogans
Today: Lazlow coming in at 9; Julia from Coed Magazine; Gene Simmons calling in to, of course, hawk his wares
Master Po:
tries to side step that he was sleeping
Opie starts the trailer and catches Anthony and Bill patting themselves on the back...
1 866 FU
LINE 1
Steve enters the studio to defend himself against Lazlow
"Suck my
Fucking Cock" jingle
E Rock enters the studio and leaves again
Gregg & Tony
Show
The creepiness
Send in your movie trailers to Steve!
Steve saw Bon Jovi live last night
Steve's mounting nerves and his "Fuck You" shirt
O&A Party
Rock on Imus
Second Hour
Album that sold more than the list Opie reads
Tangent: No love for Bruce Springsteen or Carlos Mencia
Bill kicks himself and Opie continues the list
Bob Kelly killed opening for Dane Cook
Top Selling Albums
Listening in on
Imus
O&A Party
Rock on Imus
Opie needs a new number for Imus
The outselling album won't be told by Opie
Hootie and the
Blowfish
Opie finally gets to quickly do his bit; Anthony flew with Hootie and the Blowfish
Rev from
Jersey: will Jersey ever get respect?
Long Island artists
Long Island's
own: Zebra
Watching Imus
How 'bout
"Dark Side of the Moon"?
Famous people from New Jersey; tangent: John Travolta's Jets
HBO at 11pm tonight for Bill Burr's special
Jimmy calling
in today; has a house for Anthony
Conversation starters
Long Island's famous people (quick check into Imus)
Conversation starter: Jet Blue talk commences
Delta's body count
Mid Hour
Conversation starter: Merchandise 7X, otherwise known as Coke's recipe
Anthony reads the Snopes entry on Opie's conversation starter
Spreading Urban Legends/Myths
Opie threatens with the 500 Greatest Songs Since You Were Born, which apparantly is 1980
Guesses; Top 10
Such a great
song, they need to hear it to recognize it
Larry King on Imus
Continuing from 6th place to first
Number 2
The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland
Jimmy's
Saturn
Disturbed's cover of "Land of Confusion" by Genesis
Greatest
songs since Anthony was born
Easy hits from the beginning of modern music; the Devil's music
Opie cleans up his area
Martha and Diddy:
Cheddar Cheese
When that should play
Diddy gives
terms to Martha
Sanford&Son's Paul Mooney
Last term
What's Diddy doing?
Diddy
babbles
Anthony tries to bails
Martha learns to
rap
Martha raps
Dictionary of "black" terms
Third Hour
Favorite voice that Bill does; HBO Comedy Special tonight at 11pm
More terms and guesses for the meaning
Erik enters to update the Hurricane Relief Auction
Steve: Psycho Stick and Beer
Psycho Stick and
Beer
Confused girl
wants the #1 song
Comment: E
Rizzle's a Fag-izzle; own sound effect; gets Bill (I say: excellent call!)
Walking music
Reporter almost
saying "Jack Off"
Steve sets up the audio
Guy freaking out
playing a video game
Brutal Street Beating; Lazlow's trailer- send yours to Steve; Intern Bill's pathetic "Assault on the Media"; the "AOTM" at the Eagles game; 5 video clips from Jimmy's going away party
Live Read: Game Fly
"Shelter
Me" by Dru Boogie, feat. Gray Wolf
Bill's comedy special on HBO tonight: loving Bill's "girl" voice
Opie's green
apple splatters update?
Opie's shits
Lazlow
is in studio: guests inviting themselves
Lazlow, of GTA
fame
GTA and game ratings
Lazlow's O&A
Movie Trailer
The evil Jimmy voice
Stern douches fuck with Lazlow on K-Rock
Lazlow's guest, E Rock
The joke of a setup in Lazlow's K-Rock studio
Game O&A played at WAAF
Nik Carter on K-Rock now
Swiss Bank Accounts
Was that
Lazlow's Italian Accent?
Moving along.... Oklahoma's slogan
Surfing
Setup
Romantic Moments
with Big Wayne
Definitely loving Big Wayne
Romantic Moments
with Big Wayne, #2
Great delivery
Lazlow's Show
Opener
Wackbag's pit of despair and preoccupation with men's looks; asinine comments
Guest Update: Gene Simmons is MIA
Preparing for a show like that
DJ Jaguar Skills
Adventure
Lazlow is more gooder
No Gene, but Julia from Coed Magazine is still coming in
Superagent Bob Eatman is outside the studio: now also Lazlow's agent
How that screws O&A; "Entourage" watcher?
Brucie Mittman called
Today's show people
"Ramone, Get the Wood Chipper"
Julia of Coed Magazine enters the studio
Relationship columnist
Warning
Introducing everyone
Age
Anthony asks a fine question
Banging Congressman
Getting graphic
Her picture is in the magazine
Cheating; the Walk of Shame
Lazlow: Rape
When does a girl know she's going to sleep with a guy?
Introducing Erik and his winnings
Giving everyone a chance; first date sex?
First started dating?
Anthony's first time; appropriate age for losing your virginity according to the "expert"
Age Julia lost it; the back door
Oral sex
What makes her know she won't be sleeping with a guy
James Norton: Jim's dating faux pas
What Jimmy's doing in LA
Chlamydia
Mid Hour
Craig's List for hookers and hot roommates
Jimmy's last gal
Gal's in Hollywood
Strippers
Dating with a lowercase d
What Jimmy's into
Nixon to sucking dick, w/Julia's mom thrown in for spice; Booty Calls
Girl on girl action
Where'd Jimmy go?
Steve from
Yellowstone
Get angry people a lot?
Steve from
Yellowstone
Julia reads the screen: Please make her cry
Asks a question
Shoving a guy off to her friends
Bill: just pull it out!
Bill's got game
Ben in
Boston... no, its STEVE!
Perfect Hole
Switching segments
Jam it in?
If she's into it!
Henri
Trucker asks an
important question
Honestly...
Female caller
Spitting/swallowing
Lazlow advises Julia
Anthony: crash course in Men
Men humor
Julia comments
on the music
Today's no-shows
Who Lazlow looks like
Thanking Julia: Coed Magazine; Julia's site
Wives?
