First Hour

Clips

Spread the Virus!

Opie's eating habits

Last night: Jet Blue's emergency plane landing

Correction from Demetri K.

The JetBlue landing: a passenger's experience

No F-18s land on Carrier Decks

Professor Anthony rips the caller apart

A 300 and A 320 are not the same thing

Anthony acquiesces

What to watch when crashing?

Passenger experiences

Comments: 9/11 Bullshit; so you didn't die...

"Am I ready?"

Discussing the passenger's bathroom moment and the flight

Anthony admits he's wrong

Moving weight to the back of the plane

You know it was the fatties

The passengers comment

Pilot-speak

What the passengers told the reporter

The crying bitch

Actresses and comedians on the flight

Who you expect to hear

Aspiring actress tells her story

Impression request

Anthony obliges

The actress's credits

Confessions?

Annoying plane passengers; it takes a man

Bill is gearing up

Coming up: Video goodbye taped on the plane

Bombs, regroups and compliments Billy

Setup

Steve and Derrick's Ray Romano promo

Sandy Kane re-introduces Twatto, w/Rich Vos

Second Hour

 

Origin of "Good luck, Bro!"

What paper had the worst headline about this crash? NY's headlines; in the lead

Setting up the audio, with Travis and Ben

Reporting on and playing a passenger's Farewell Message

GROOVY??

Crashing with your chick vs. crashing alone 

Reporting after the crash

"A OK at LAX"

Reading the shitty Headlines across the country

Movie Trailers: started by Lazlow, continued by the listeners

Moving backwards: Bruce Kelly

O&A Movie Trailer by Lazlow

The Opie/Jimmy fight

Interruption: Bruce Kelly would just use his pants

Continuing on about the argument; find O&A shows on Audible.com

Celine Dion

Opie's 11 by Ross

Gets the Gong

Opie and Anthony/Star Wars Trailer by Lunchbox Eric

The Opie/Jimmy fight

Trailer doesn't get far

Anthony was posting on Wackbag during the fight

Hoo Hoo Movie Trailer by Dugout Doug

Starting tomorrow- only playing the good ones

Ben Sparks Movie Trailer by Pamonebus

Reviews

Ban Doug!

Danny's O&A Movie Trailer

Danny's a cheat; knocking Danny

Rita talk up next

Howie Mandel's story of taking his daughter to pee on the side of the road

 

 

Bill begins talking about his breakup: meeting "the One"; there's no giving up; free time

Bill has entered the angry phase

Split with a girl

Bill thanks the "supportive" Wackbaggers

Splitting up story

Can't give up!

The support Bill has gotten

Stop before the trailer is complete!

Has Bill entered the justifying phase yet?

The Circle of Love continues: Big A and Stalker Patti are outside the studio; Big A's attire

Big A and Stalker Patti enter the studio: make a great couple

Patti's got allergies; Andrew's hair

Changing mics

Patti's attraction to Big A and Patti's attire

What Big A likes about Patti (video here)

Bill's sensitivity shows

What's in Patti's hair

Bill can't take it

Checking out asses

Patti's concerns

Bill joins the Dark Side

Andrew responds

The Dating Game begins! Question 1: Patti's ideal date

Billy's warming up to this...

Question 2: Big A's one wish

Bill interviews Andrew

Answer: to die now; too early to report a missing person?

Big A's dream job

Question 3: Animal that best describes Patti's personality

Animal that best describes Andrew's personality

Patti's public intimacy issues

Question 4: Patti's worst quality and health problems

Andrew's worst quality

Invited to her habitrail?

How far will Big A be getting with Patti tonight?

Question 5: If Patti had a personalized license plate, what would it say?

Mid Hour

Patti's lack of a driver's license

Andrew's personalized plate?

KD FCKR

Patti's turn offs?

Smelling Big A

Patti's turn ons; Big A's turn ons

Patti's turn off; "represent" is officially dropped

More of Big A's turn ons; turn offs

Question 8: What Patti would bring if stranded on an island

Patti's taste in books

What would Andrew bring?

Berating Andrew and then Anthony

Very personal question for Patti about Andrew

If Patti was a Godiva chocolate, what part would he eat first? Answers from the Peanut Gallery and Andrew

The Date will be tonight at Paesano of Mulberry Street with Opie and Nathaniel chaperoning

What Patti is hoping comes from the date

Patti's male friends

What Big A hopes for tonight

Sending Big A and Stalker P on their way

Hand jobs? Happy ending?

Patti's awful shorts

Gene Simmons was supposed to call; on the way: Hurricane Rita; Tara Reid audio; Bush on the sauce again?

"The Gerbil Song" by Stephen Lynch

"Poker Chips"

Fourth Hour

 

 

Disturbed is a fan of O&A

Foundry Moments with Steve: Movie trailers; Anthony's old paintball team; Tazing a dog

Porn bloopers

Streamlining Foundry; Steve leaves

Earl has new auction items; the wig will be back up on EBay

Earl: how its going on Ron and Fez

The Big A/Patti date

For Auction: Infamous Gag Order Memo; cue sheet from the last WNEW Best Of show

Anthony describes the show when O&A threw darts at Limo Anthony; getting things stuck in you

Check OA Virus for PLENTY of old bits

For Auction: Photo from the "Bronco Bash"

Hurricane Rita

Reporting on Rita

Another News program reports on Rita

How long until Bush is drinking openly on air?

National Enquirer: Bush is Boozing

Drunk Bush

In Bill Burr's opinion, the papers never get it right: Bill reads quotes he never said

Why the National Enquirer is right

Mid Hour

Bush O'Brien

Houston's Mayor: confident Houston will not be another New Orleans

How the gas prices are being affected

Interruption: Top 5 Tips

Back to the gas prices report

Tara audio after break; what to play into break

"Everybody Loves Ray" promo by Steve and Derrick

Jimmy and Steve's blow off by Gene Simmons

 

 

Bill Burr

Britney Spears is selling her baby

Filming babies being born; extreme technical jargon from Bill

Taped his baby being born

Opie wants audio of birthing

Tangent: Working with the homeowner present

Send the audio of your baby being born and your Best Man fucking up your wedding to Steve

Britney and Kevin's money making schemes involving their new baby

Wife's giving birth soon

Delivered his first baby

Loved Bill's HBO special

Bill's act

Caller: birthing shit (end of call)

What they don't show on "The Baby Story"; Lil' Markie

"Your Mom's Box" from Houston

Fear reports from Houston

WDIL: Big A will probably need Lysol; if you're about to die, make your confession 3 words or less; Fuck Sitter, Sorry; Big A has enough cholesterol in his chin to kill a horse, Good luck, Bro; birth juice is cool

Opie asks for clips from Bill's HBO Special