First Hour
Clips
Spread the Virus!
Opie's eating habits
Last night: Jet
Blue's emergency plane landing
Correction
from Demetri K.
The JetBlue
landing: a passenger's experience
No F-18s land
on Carrier Decks
Professor Anthony rips the caller apart
A 300 and A 320
are not the same thing
Anthony acquiesces
What to watch when crashing?
Passenger
experiences
Comments: 9/11 Bullshit; so you didn't die...
"Am I
ready?"
Discussing the passenger's bathroom moment and the flight
Anthony admits he's wrong
Moving weight to
the back of the plane
You know it was the fatties
The passengers
comment
Pilot-speak
What the
passengers told the reporter
The crying bitch
Actresses and
comedians on the flight
Who you expect to hear
Aspiring actress
tells her story
Impression
request
Anthony obliges
The actress's credits
Confessions?
Annoying plane passengers; it takes a man
Bill is gearing up
Coming up: Video goodbye taped on the plane
Bombs, regroups
and compliments Billy
Setup
Steve and
Derrick's Ray Romano promo
Sandy Kane
re-introduces Twatto, w/Rich Vos
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Second Hour
Origin of "Good luck, Bro!"
What paper had the worst headline about this crash? NY's headlines; in the lead
Setting up the audio, with Travis and Ben
Reporting on and
playing a passenger's Farewell
Message
GROOVY??
Crashing with your chick vs. crashing alone
Reporting after
the crash
"A OK at
LAX"
Reading the shitty Headlines across the country
Movie Trailers: started by Lazlow, continued by the listeners
Moving backwards:
Bruce Kelly
The Opie/Jimmy fight
Interruption:
Bruce Kelly would just use his pants
Continuing on about the argument; find O&A shows on Audible.com
Celine Dion
Gets the Gong
Opie
and Anthony/Star Wars Trailer by Lunchbox Eric
The Opie/Jimmy fight
Trailer doesn't
get far
Anthony was
posting on Wackbag during
the fight
Hoo
Hoo Movie Trailer by Dugout Doug
Starting tomorrow- only playing the good ones
Ben
Sparks Movie Trailer by Pamonebus
Reviews
Ban Doug!
Danny's O&A
Movie Trailer
Danny's a cheat; knocking Danny
Rita talk up next
Howie
Mandel's story of taking his daughter to pee on the side of the road
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Bill begins talking about his breakup: meeting "the One"; there's no giving up; free time
Bill has entered the angry phase
Split with a
girl
Bill thanks the "supportive" Wackbaggers
Splitting up
story
Can't give up!
The support Bill has gotten
Stop before
the trailer is complete!
Has Bill
entered the justifying phase yet?
The Circle of Love continues: Big A and Stalker Patti are outside the studio; Big A's attire
Big A
and
Stalker Patti enter the studio: make a great couple
Patti's got allergies; Andrew's hair
Changing mics
Patti's attraction to Big A and Patti's attire
What Big A likes about Patti (video here)
Bill's sensitivity shows
What's in Patti's hair
Bill can't take it
Checking out asses
Patti's concerns
Bill joins the Dark Side
Andrew responds
The Dating Game begins! Question 1: Patti's ideal date
Billy's warming up to this...
Question 2: Big A's one wish
Bill interviews Andrew
Answer: to
die now; too early to report a missing person?
Big A's dream job
Question 3: Animal that best describes Patti's personality
Animal that best describes Andrew's personality
Patti's public intimacy issues
Question 4: Patti's worst quality and health problems
Andrew's worst quality
Invited to
her habitrail?
How far will Big A be getting with Patti tonight?
Question 5: If Patti had a personalized license plate, what would it say?
Mid Hour
Patti's lack of a driver's license
Andrew's personalized plate?
KD FCKR
Patti's turn offs?
Smelling Big A
Patti's turn ons; Big A's turn ons
Patti's turn
off; "represent" is officially dropped
More of Big A's turn ons; turn offs
Question 8: What Patti would bring if stranded on an island
Patti's taste in books
What would Andrew bring?
Berating Andrew and then Anthony
Very personal question for Patti about Andrew
If Patti was a Godiva chocolate, what part would he eat first? Answers from the Peanut Gallery and Andrew
The Date will be tonight at Paesano of Mulberry Street with Opie and Nathaniel chaperoning
What Patti is hoping comes from the date
Patti's male friends
What Big A hopes for tonight
Sending Big A and Stalker P on their way
Hand jobs? Happy ending?
Patti's awful shorts
Gene Simmons was supposed to call; on the way: Hurricane Rita; Tara Reid audio; Bush on the sauce again?
"The Gerbil
Song" by Stephen Lynch
"Poker Chips"
Fourth Hour
Foundry Moments with Steve: Movie trailers; Anthony's old paintball team; Tazing a dog
Streamlining Foundry; Steve leaves
Earl has new auction items; the wig will be back up on EBay
Earl: how its going on Ron and Fez
The Big A/Patti date
For Auction: Infamous Gag Order Memo; cue sheet from the last WNEW Best Of show
Anthony describes the show when O&A threw darts at Limo Anthony; getting things stuck in you
Check OA Virus for PLENTY of old bits
For Auction: Photo from the "Bronco Bash"
Hurricane Rita
Reporting on
Rita
Another News
program reports on Rita
How long until Bush is drinking openly on air?
National
Enquirer: Bush is Boozing
Drunk Bush
In Bill Burr's opinion, the papers never get it right: Bill reads quotes he never said
Why the
National Enquirer is right
Mid Hour
Bush O'Brien
Houston's Mayor:
confident Houston will not be another New Orleans
How the gas
prices are being affected
Interruption:
Top 5
Tips
Back to the gas
prices report
Tara audio after break; what to play into break
"Everybody Loves Ray" promo by Steve and Derrick
Jimmy and
Steve's blow off by Gene Simmons
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Britney Spears is
selling her baby
Filming babies being born; extreme technical jargon from Bill
Taped his baby
being born
Opie wants audio of birthing
Tangent: Working with the homeowner present
Send the audio of your baby being born and your Best Man fucking up your wedding to Steve
Britney and
Kevin's money making schemes involving their new baby
Wife's giving
birth soon
Delivered his
first baby
Loved Bill's
HBO special
Bill's act
Caller: birthing shit (end of call)
What they don't show on "The Baby Story"; Lil' Markie
"Your
Mom's Box" from Houston
Fear reports
from Houston
WDIL: Big A
will probably need Lysol; if you're about to die, make your confession 3 words
or less; Fuck Sitter, Sorry; Big A has enough cholesterol in his chin to kill a
horse, Good luck, Bro; birth juice is cool
Opie asks for clips from Bill's HBO Special
