News channelsRundown for Friday, September 23, 2005
First Hour
Clips
News channels
Tangent: Fantasizing about being in a band
247 for around the
clock Hurricane coverage; Hurricane Rita and evacuating
Love's O&A
and Imus; takes forever to get to his point
The Government controlling Hurricanes
The pace of the Hurricane
Opie's encounter
with a screaming child
Bill: acting babies
Hatred for kids
Opie explains himself; Anthony's hatred for what kids do
Parents just don't understand
Mid Hour
Coming up: Jet Blue pilot; Big A and Stalker Patti's date
The Pat
O'Brien phone calls
you're my
hero; "no Santa"; "good luck bro"; "wtf is your problem
man?"
What's the
number 1 song?
Patti and Andrew's big day started with Big A's ass sweat
"Supper"
Nathaniel: Big A brought a friend
Opie saw the World's Smallest Woman
Andrew:
Why Paul was on the date
Erik: pre-date coaching for Big A
Master Po and
Intern Paul's date advice for Big A: Rose
Wonderful
Furious!
Po and Paul:
Opening doors for your date
Advice from A Bronx Tale
Po and
Paul: Dinner fund
How much did they give Andrew?
Po: Feel like a
movie star?
Other references for Po
Erik leaves and reenters with Patti
Patti's shorts
Went to see 2U after dinner
Than's Taxicab confessions style interview
Interviewing Big
A and Patti: drinking
From the Cab:
Big A's nerves
Second Hour
From the cab:
the F word
Stupid things
while drunk?
"Tap,
don't kill, tap, don't kill"
Question for
Big A
Andrew's package preparations; Patti's preferences
Big A's plans
for after dinner
Patti's sexuality
Patti's
impression of Steve's hybrid car
Nick met Opie
last night: Tattoo shop in Bethpage East
Coast Tattoo, donates a free tattoo for Katrina relief
Someone smells; Intern Bill sniffs out the smell
Back to Big A and Patti's date: winning shit at San Gennaro's
Andrew and
Patti: Before going on the Ferris Wheel
Ferris Wheel hijinks
Pictures from Big A and Stalker Patti's date
A&P: After
the ride
The smell wafts by again; the Ferris Wheel ride
Andrew and
Patti's thoughts on Paesano's
Any sparks? Why Patti didn't go in for the hug
Helping Big A
Pleas for an
end
Anthony describes what it must've looked like last night
Where was the attempted hugging?
Bill is so horrified that Anthony has to comment
Patti: how bad Andrew's breath is
Mid Hour
Convincing Big A that its all good for him
Small talk
between A&P: Bowling
Small talk:
puzzles
Patti's activities; congratulating Big A on his small talk
Checking out the pictures while listening to the story
What they had for dinner
Analysis of A
Beautiful Mind
Big A and Patti
discuss going to see 2U after dinner
Interruption: ugh! Professor Anthony sings a song
Nathanial sets up the audio
Patti shoots
down Big A's dream of a Lady and the Tramp moment
Anthony yells at Patti, who is a germaphobe
Scene from Of
Mice and Men
A&P: how
dinner went
Big A was doing well
The date wrap
up: what Big A and Patti found out about each other
Than appreciates Patti's line
After dinner: Holding hands
What happened after Brother Joe's 2U show: no walk to the door
How it could've gone with Patti
Placing some of the fault on Big A
Patti and Big A talk to each other
Patti and Big A leave
Live Read: Thanks to Paesano of Mulberry Street
Third Hour
Praise for Big A's final statement
Hurricane
Evacuees Killed in a Bus Accident
Coming Up: Jet Blue Pilot; movie trailers; Buffalo "AOTM"
Maury Povich
From New
Orleans
Tangent: How differently the news channels treat stories
Caller: Big A "Get Laid" fund
Burning elderly
New Orleans is flooding?
Big A fan
Captain Cool, the
Jet Blue Pilot: Not exactly what O&A thought he'd look like
Reading some posts on a Pilot Message board
Lazlow:
MSNBC plugged their channel
Jet Blue's laid back attitude; Co-Pilot game show on Anthony's flight
Opie's flight to Turks and Caicos
Lazlow: flying Hooters Air
Airplane!
references
Crash
Fear Mongering:
What if a Hurricane hit NY??
Airplane!
reference
The Captain of the Jet Blue flight
Back to the Hurricane fear
WB 11 in NY:
hyping hurricanes
Pure speculation
WB in NY: Mayor
Bloomberg
Mid Hour
Hurricane evacuation in NY
WB: Evacuation
plans from Mayor Bloomberg; resident takes the threat seriously
Hypothetical horseshit
Top few things people are buying; how the hurricane is effecting Anthony
Updated death
toll on the exploded bus
Steve has trouble with his Hybrid's landing gear, but lands successfully
Steve sets up the "Assault on the Media"
Opie reads
Paul's LONG email
Steve's hatred for the listeners
Opie receives an urgent communiqué on his Blackberry
Lazlow's genius gadget
Steve sets up the "Assault" again; describing the "Assault"
Opie and Anthony over Foundry Music
See Jeff
Foxworthy on 150
Tooling Foxworthy turns to self hatred
Buffalo
Paul and Chicken Shit Charlie's "AOTM"
Describing the "Assault" and its high points
What the winner of the Contest for September wins
Carmine
Chicken Shit
Charlie talks about his "assault"
The elements of an "AOTM" that O&A love
Charlie: the aftermath (end of call)
Replaying
Chicken Shit's "AOTM"
Dugout Doug:
the Pests attacked Baba Booey's bar crawl (pictures)
Stickers on the K Rock van; Line of the Night
Doug's "out" (end of call)
Hemmorage: the
Wackbaggers who hit the Bar Crawl; describing the hit (end of call)
Steve sets up the audio
Bush
looks for a planted reporter
How Fox news is handling the Bush thing
Erik enters the studio to find something for Opie, gets trampled, find it and leaves
Fourth Hour
"How to
Irritate a Lady" by Jack Black
Touching the
Electric Mouse Traps
Hurricanes Rita and Katrina
What O, A and Bill will be doing when Hurricane Rita hits
The O&A Auction has new stuff: Joey's contribution
Autographs Bill and Anthony had
Lazlow's search gadget: what people are searching for
Elderly Death Bus
Search that just popped up
Moving on: Movie Trailers
Searches from the Spy website
My Space; what Bill sees and uses it for (Bill's My Space; Official Bill Burr Website)
The FBI's War on Porn
The Replay at 3pm and searches
O&A Trailer
by Carmine from the Bronx
Cut off for not making sense
Mid Hour
Cut Off: the Listeners aren't getting the concept
Steve's communiqué to Opie
Describing a trailer
Continuing
Pete's Trailer
Cut off again for horribleness
Steve and Lazlow's voice-over styles
The Bus being towed
Opie's Blackberry message
O&A
Trailer by Screech in Philly
Reviewing the trailer
Steve's mic fright
Trailer request
"Attack
of the Bombs" by Jared in Boston
The bit continues
Searches
Billy Joel
out of Rehab
Master Po was in a video game and wants to be again
Water spilling over
the levees of the 9th Ward in New Orleans
Update on the Scarface poster on the O&A Auction
WDIL: Ted
Striker flies a Jet Blue airplane
WDIL: Big A likes the Ferris Wheel;
Thanking Bill for coming in; Bill will be in next week too
Speculation about Bill and
Plugs for Billy
Searches
Lazlow's plugs: on K Rock Sundays
