Aaarrrggghhh!!!                                                             The Greeting Tiki.
A Pirate's Christmas In Cannibal Cove!!                    Made in just 2 hours!

Anthony and friends

  These are some of the collectables Big Kev's roommate has. They have nothing to do with the theme or Christmas, I just love the Muppets and I'm jealous so I thought I'd put up the picture.

Notice the decor. Kev works hard on his decorations.

Anthony among some party goers.

I was standing in the same place as the previous picture and just wanted to see how well the zoom works on the new camera. I suck, not the camera, that's why its so blurry.

Let the Spirit of Taking begin!! Obey the Tiki-God!

Here are the rules:                   
When your number is called, you choose a present from under the tree. The next person whose number is called can then take either a present from under the tree or your present. The next person can then choose from the tree or take the previous person's present, or someone else's, etc. If someone takes your present, you cannot take it back,  but you can take from anyone else or the tree. This usually deteriorates into a few presents being coveted and taken again and again. It is likely that a few seemingly 'better than the rest' presents will exchange hands a few dozen times. Factions are formed and ugliness ensues. Eventually everyone gets a present and one by one they are opened and the disappointment, er, thanks, begin.

Bubble wrap from Staples.

This huge, nicely wrapped box was the most coveted present this year. It was passed around like a cheap hooker. Ah, the holidays- when everyone is so nice to their fellow man.

This was the second most coveted gift. Passed around like a slightly more expensive whore. The receiver actually quite enjoyed this one. You poke the pirate with swords until he pops up. Good for a laugh.

Lord Of The Rings Miniature Action Set

 Little did anyone know that a slightly less wanted wrapped gift would yield something most people at the party drooled over upon opening.

Anthony's gift was the one I originally fought for but didn't wind up getting. Its a ball that flashes when you bounce it and two mini whoopi cushions.

  Marc (Frenchy), who also attended Big Kev's gala Pirate's Christmas in Cannibal Cove, was nice enough to show us his knee. He had surgery a few weeks ago and this is the beautiful scar.
Merry Christmas everyone.

Big Kev a few years ago...                            Big Kev now. 200 lbs. svelter and counting.